#Dear Santa,

#Dear Santa,#fun中的季節性的討論串,每年只在十二月開放,並於耶誕節上鎖。自110年始,該討論串充滿了有趣、真誠、幽默的願望,而此頁便收錄了其中最有創意或值得回味的。

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zutek3134

#Dear Santa, please go to the gym.

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, please wear an extra large mask for your beard.

1

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, do you have extremely flexible pyjamas?

chocomilktea87

#Dear Santa, If you are going to wear a dress, wear a blu dress plz.

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, can I make Fall 5 about “Flappy Santa”?

chocomilktea87

#Dear Santa, Please say yes

mancha27

#Dear Santa, pls #Dear Santa, in #Dear Santa, with us and #Dear Santa, all the time we #Dear Santa, pls

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hurb2048

#Dear Santa, give.

hurb2048

#Dear Santa, I want to cook cookies and bake bacons.

5

chocomilktea87

#Dear Santa, Do not fall, please winter.

thryreal

#Dear Santa, honey (get from bees)

thryreal

#Dear Santa, fix DLAM's grammar pls

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, ,atnaS reaD#

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, please give me mature server members.

chocomilktea87

#Dear Santa, roses are red, violets are blue, you are pretty sus.

dlam

#Dear Santa, *plays russian anthem*

thryreal

#Dear Santa, revive this server

chocomilktea87

#Dear Santa, my Christmas hope is "make this hope come true"

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, Konichiwhat’s up

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chocomilktea87

#Dear Santa, you forgot to come my hom last night

chocomilktea87

#Dear Santa, see you next year

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chocomilktea87

#Dear Santa, play DNF

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, become vegan.

thryreal

#Dear Santa, make me become cuter while being a boy and not other genders >///< /j

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, return my badminton skill I need it.

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, please join my server.

dlam

#Dear Santa, i know you aren't real but this is celebrating 1 year about this topic

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, face reveal.

drem

#Dear Santa, flush the toilet for me

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, invent a new colour.

chocomilktea87

#Dear Santa, check out #Dear Santa,

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, ho ho how are you?

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, shave.

lil_piggy

#Dear Santa, lard.

cucumbork

#Dear Santa, give me 52% of elon musk's money

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, play #LUCKY SPIN

chocomilktea87

#Dear Santa, reset my #LUCKY SPIN cooldown

ure_only_1_for_me

#Dear Santa,

cucumbork

#Dear Santa, f69k you, you never give me present >:c

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, write something for Santa.

chocomilktea87

#Dear Santa, make a n YouBike appear at the nearest stop

chocomilktea87

#Dear Santa, you suck

pauljeffersonyursdl

#Dear Santa, play dl only 1 attempt to try

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zutek3134

#Dear Santa, why is Microsoft’s moyai so ugly?

lil_piggy

#Dear Santa, ring bells.

pauljeffersonyursdl

#Dear Santa, send gifts to children on Christmas

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chocomilktea87

#Dear Santa, have some #fun

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, be a vegetarian.

1

dlam

#Dear Santa, be a vegan activist

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, shower with ice cubes.

chocomilktea87

#Dear Santa, do the ice bucket challenge

2

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, how do you wear a mask with all your beard?

1

drem

#Dear Santa, hit thry with a giant spoon

1
2

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, get stuck in a chimney and say “Help, I’m stuck!”

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, have you stayed positive?

drem

#Dear Santa, transfer 1% of my bank money to someone random

drem

#Dear Santa, do 100 pushups

pauljeffersonyursdl

#Dear Santa, try an easy quiz but with closed eyes

5

drem

#Dear Santa, revoke every wishes

cucumbork

#Dear Santa, GES WAT IT'S CRISMAZ

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, see you next year.

112

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, we're back.

drem

#Dear Santa, please hire more santas

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thryreal

#Dear Santa, bitc

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drem

#Dear Santa, please relocate to neptune

chocomilktea87

#Dear Santa, #🌐┋lets-chat-in-your-lang, #👀┋share-anything

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, stop making the metros depart as soon as I get to the platform

chocomilktea87

#Dear Santa, Zutek wants metro for Christmas gift

peifengfu

#Dear Santa,

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ure_only_1_for_me

#Dear Santa,

chocomilktea87

#Dear Santa, you didn't come

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, see you next year

113

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, prepare for impact

chocomilktea87

#Dear Santa, will you come this year? You disappointed me last year.

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, if I stop procrasinating, will you bring me my gifts today?

drem

#Dear Santa, become a punching bag

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, I’m not sure if I’ve been good or bad this year, so let’s call it a tie and you bring the gifts anyway.

drem

#Dear Santa, have i found you

7

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, please filter out the idiots from our department festival

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1

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, if you don't bring me something awesome this year I'll be putting you on my naughty list

1

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, if CMT was on the nice kid list, I will like to take full credit, so you can just bring me the gifts.

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, if you're unsure what to gift me, lots of cash will be fine.

mamakat

#Dear Santa, why do you let little girls and boys sit on your lap?

nguyenthienhai

#Dear Santa, add calculus 4, 5 and 6

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thryreal

#Dear Santa, don't add calculus 4, 5 and 6

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, if you're running late, blame it on traffic; can confirm it works.

drem

#Dear Santa, don't crash into an airplane when you fly with the wooden board vehicle

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is answer keys to my final exam — NOOOOOOOOÒŌÓOO WE HAVE WINTER HOLIDAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS

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thryreal

#Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is perfect score in chemistry

dlam

#Dear Santa, all i want for Christmas is finishing some very hard school tasks like reporting, exams, speeches and filming

chocomilktea87

#Dear Santa, remove traffic jam before 16:30

alexidk0001

#Dear Santa, make bus routes no longer detour to the road outside my college

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, let me pass my PE course

dlam

#Dear Santa, let me pass or better if perfect my exams next week

thryreal

#Dear Santa, please let me get at least 3.6 in average grading for this semester. This is my only chance to go abroad for the first time

chocomilktea87

#Dear Santa, please let me get at least 12 point this semester. This is my only chance to pass this semester for the first time

drem

#Dear Santa, please let my teacher don't know that i still have an assignment undone from 9 months ago

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zutek3134

#Dear Santa, may I borrow your sleigh next time if the metro closes the door and vrooms away before in front of me?

zakotic

#Dear Santa, i totally hate you

2

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, I’ll leave the biscuits on the table, but don’t judge if I took a bite.

dlam

#Dear Santa, how does all reindeers have been able to carry you while riding on sleigh physically?

mamakat

#Dear Santa, why is there a black Santa that exists?

zutek3134

#Dear Santa, remind me why I walked into the room, thanks.

dlam

#Dear Santa, you are fat because you are sponsoring too much with coca cola and you drank it too much

thryreal

#Dear Santa, give me motivation to prepare for tomorrow's exam

4

nguyenthienhai

#Dear Santa, makes minecraft hardcore a little easier, I just died 2 minutes to the game while mining stone in a small cave due to a creeper spawn somewhere, which I didn't see it.

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zutek3134

#Dear Santa, see you next year